(I admit the temptation, but I also said I wouldn't carp about it. It's her universe. The problem is, the story I had in mind for House and Wilson is very much a Keptverse story, because the greased one-way funnel into slavery that poisontaster set up explains both how House eventually ended up enslaved, and why Wilson, having bought him, didn't just free him.)
Thanks for clarifying that. As dissapointing as it is (the whole concept and your outline for the H/W part is just so deliciously wrong), in the end it is her creation, so what can you do.
No grandmothers were harmed in the not-writing of this not-fic... Glad to hear that :D
I'll just keep stalking your journal from now on, if you don't mind.